1. Smell freshly cut wood
2. Conduct a staring contest with a taxidermy bear
3. Catch a butterfly...... in the middle of winter
4. Play the violin
And most importantly... Not to shave my upper lip.
This madness will be over soon, and I shall not attempt this hideous look until Movember rolls around. So, as my loving and supportive girlfriend puts up with the itchy and scratchy feeling my mustache provides, I will soon be shaving it all off upon completion of the 2013 Boston Marathon! Thank you Arlene for always loving me for who I am, as suppose to what grows above my lip. And for those of you with a more notable and prominent Mustache, I congratulate you. Well Done!
|The sadness and reality. More to come.|